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Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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milliejustmillie:

wand-erection-69:

GET IT NIALL.

sometimes I truly wonder what goes on inside this boys head.

milliejustmillie:

wand-erection-69:

GET IT NIALL.

sometimes I truly wonder what goes on inside this boys head.

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dreamsof-1d:

Play and watch the gifs. 

Yep. That just happened. 

When someone sees you with a friend of opposite sex, and asks “are you two dating?”

milliejustmillie:

Louis needs to wear his glasses… all the time.

milliejustmillie:

Louis needs to wear his glasses… all the time.